it snew today
i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word
the post that ruined my life
(via nippled)
I was thinking we might get you a golden ankle band and maybe find Haymitch a gold bracelet or something so we could all look like a team.
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
a workaurant
i hope you get arrested for this joke
you mean arworked
(via penguinize)
wow demi really knows how to make people feel awkward when trying to be funny
(Source: ttimeturner, via davidisbeyonce)
a-suspicious-looking-person asked: Somehow I clicked on your profile from my dash without knowing and I was reblogging u a lot and was like "hm what a great blogger I reblogged her like 50 times" and then I realised that I probably looked like a stalker
Whoa, why didn’t I see this until now? I don’t mind stalkers… Especially you :)
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
(via phoenixrisingonthemoon)
