• you look dead
    person:
  • thanks
    me:

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

aquus:

yes i would like to sign up for AP napping

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

i never thought i would read a sentence like this

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

dramasbomin:

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

You are a beautiful person.

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote

harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

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trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

dw:

do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song