if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell
the most unrealistic thing about young adult novels is that none of the teenagers swear
They sure as shit swear in mine.
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes