you look deadperson:
hash browns will be served at my wedding
yes i would like to sign up for AP napping
Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.
i never thought i would read a sentence like this
do you know who’s cute? read the last word me
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
You are a beautiful person.
garlic bread is fucking gross
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when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande
do you ever just flex your butt to the beat of a song