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320k:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

(Source: purplefridge, via intensional)

frozenmusings:

humorous-blog:

i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy

relationship goals

(Source: bradbury-charlie, via penissauce)

glitterfilledblunts:

I’m dead

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: okaytrue, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

(via hate)

weaponizedwit:

thorrs:

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demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via fuckyeahloldemort)

sproutlett:

shopgrrrl:

matilda eats a strawberry 6.30.13

look at her lil tongue!!!

(Source: adultinsect, via legit-humour)

britney2007spears:

that has to be the ugliest way to cut a carrot congratulations

people whose header is some shit like “WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND”

oscob:

caexemptdeath:

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The Unique minds of Tumblr

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